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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
mugGet the Chocolate Devicemug.

Cellular device

A quick way to say, "Artwork" or "Blueprints" I've made while running away from home,a robbery, etcetera when you don't want people to know you made artwork.
Let me grab my cellular device while I use the bathroom.
I got to get this cellular device,its brand new.
No,all I have is my cellular device.
by Oceanic Puerto Rican guy August 19, 2024
mugGet the Cellular devicemug.

hooch device

slang word for celluar device
Ed, Greg, Kevin, are on there hooch devices !
by pandiiiiiiiii dandiiiiiiiii April 26, 2010
mugGet the hooch devicemug.

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
mugGet the ticket projectile devicemug.

Communication Device

Why a smartphone. It is hardly used a phone anymore. One digitally communicates through various formats and methods with one. It appears as though most a more pleased with one-sided communication these days.
Anthony had many thoughts on many things and through his "research," he decided that he was going to use his communication device while at a public event to inform the world of his marvelous ideas via streaming. He would later communicate via an application to order food that he would not find appetizing. Anthony was not impressive.
by von groovy September 18, 2025
mugGet the Communication Devicemug.

ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024
mugGet the ego devicemug.
Patented by the meth army to protect children under the mother son protection act in every home in Northern Ontario with uranium in center with 23,000 ft lbs and uranium or trinitite rods.
We got a 20mm boys acme labs explosive device 522 on Guelph terrorist justin trudeau
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
mugGet the 20mm boys acme labs explosive devicemug.

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