Desperation Station

A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.

A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.

B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.

Desperation Station by Domonic July 4, 2008

Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.

Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

Desecrated Toilet by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

desperati

People who desperately try to gain or hold on to fame. Includes the wannabes, has-beens, attention whores,and 15 minutes are up crowd.

She's such a desperati.

desperati by Thegrantman June 21, 2010

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

Chronic Desperation Disorder by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

Despelation 

A central symptom of Bipolar depression, derived from the aposition of two words: despair and elation. Universally present in bipolar patients, either manic (hyper) or depressed (down), characterized by the simultaneous presence of elavation of mood and tearful emotions at once. A paradigm of bipolar disorder and unique to this illness.

Her despelation was clear between tearful sighing and loud vociferation.

Despelation by Quijotario May 22, 2013

Desperita 

When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.

Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!

Desperita by houston34baby May 25, 2019

Depseration 

Depression caused by desperation

Combined by word depression and desperation

Steve have depseration because of sophia becauese she friendzoned him

Depseration by Nibba-infinite June 8, 2021