derpendisen

boone and matt when theyre baked as fuck son

something retarted as fuck when youre fried is derpendisen

by beefkurtain February 13, 2014

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

derpee

Cute disorder of the eyes; cute in a funny way

You have derpee eyes.

by Littlemisscross June 20, 2017

Derplo

A word similar to "fucktard"

Don is such a derplo!

by FeistyMongoose December 9, 2017

Derglet

A small dog

That’s one tiny derglet

by Interrailing May 19, 2018

Derglet

A really smol smug pupper

That’s one tiny lil derglet

by Interrailing May 19, 2018

Derpfect

A hybrid of Derping and Perfect.
Usually used when someone says something extremely idiotic but genius at the same time.
Also used to rhyme for no reason when someone else used "perfect".

"Lettuce speak of this matter, son."
"Derpfect, I want to kill myself."

by Dr. Sun April 17, 2018