Derplo
Derplo by FeistyMongoose December 9, 2017
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Derulo'd
When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.
Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
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deplopy
Derived from the words deployment and the plops.
When working with junior developers (or shitty ones), a deplopy may happen when a deploy to server goes terribly wrong.
When working with junior developers (or shitty ones), a deplopy may happen when a deploy to server goes terribly wrong.
Example 1:
"Dude, I can't handle this code, it's a complete mess! Oh... Xavier must have made a deplopy."
Example 2:
CEO: "Why is there a 'Delete Account' button in the middle of the login screen?"
CTO: "You kno why... Diogo's deplopy."
"Dude, I can't handle this code, it's a complete mess! Oh... Xavier must have made a deplopy."
Example 2:
CEO: "Why is there a 'Delete Account' button in the middle of the login screen?"
CTO: "You kno why... Diogo's deplopy."
Derpology
Derpology by Lol I'm a cat September 30, 2011
Deployment Syndrome
When having a day or a moment when the loneliness of the deployment is overwhelming that you don't want to get out of bed. Or sitting a stop light and you start crying and can't stop because you see the couple in front of you give each other a sweet kiss and wish you could have your loved one beside you. Its an easy way of letting others that you are just DS'ing (deployment syndrome) without having to go into a long story.
Jamie: Is everything ok you are extremely quite tonight?
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!
Deployment Syndrome by combatwife November 6, 2010
deployment cue
1.the only reason you talk to these females is because youre deployed overseas, so theres not any better pussy to talk to. 2. also can be said as deployment q, q being short for quality. 3.can be refered also as a cue: used in a call center as in the order you talk to the customers. so in this instance you start off with the good looking work youre way to where standards have not mattered anymore.
1. i talked to me some deployment cue the other nite at baghdad
2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.
3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.
2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.
3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.
deployment cue by joshua001 February 27, 2007
Deployment Goggles
Commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. This can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much pussy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. Similar to Beer Goggles and the Shallow Hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as Deployment Queens. This is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
Service Member 1: OMG, this place is crawling with FUGLIES!!!
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
Deployment Goggles by Pokebreaker August 8, 2010