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Demo Zombie

A temporary condition that effects Costco Members after seeing an appealing food demonstration A.K.A. "demo". Once the Member has seen the demo they abandon their cart, wherever it is. Then in a very zombie-like fashion, often with arms up and in short but determined steps, they make their way to the vicinity of the demo cart and have been known to use pushing and/or broken nonsensical english to acquire said demo sample. After finishing the sample the Member can return to their normal state, unless another demo has been spotted, in which case the condition will continue.
Costco employee #1: " Hey man, you said you were going to get boxes twenty minutes ago, what happened?

Coscto Employee #2: "Sorry dude, I was coming down the main aisle with the boxes but got caught behind some Demo Zombies!"
by TasteLikeChicken September 26, 2010
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Demobrats

Today the behavior of the Democratic Party was nothing more than childish and demobrats, our government has become a bunch of childish people unable to act like adults.
by Mont Az February 7, 2019
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demasticate

To blow (something) to all hell, as if it were chewed then seemingly unchewed, but during aforementioned sequence the process of unchewing went horribly wrong.
The Kool-Aid Man just demasticated the holy fucking shit out of that brick wall.
by Scabbity Scab October 26, 2003
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Demo Boy

1. a badass who may sometimes act gay and lies about doing drugs and getting girls. Demoz are also extremely strong and enjoy long walks on the beach

2. Someone who is extremely cool and talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk

3. A person who can jerk extremely good!
1. "Tom Cruise is a Demo Boy in mission impossible."

2. "Wanna hang out with the Demo Boyz today?"

"No, they always steal my girls then take them to the

beach."

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by demoboy April 4, 2010
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Demobrat

A Demobrat is a wanna be anarchist that likes to bash our government and countries values, even though they're upper class kids living on Mommy and Daddies money. They're at the top of the worlds food chain and the main drain of it's resourses but take no responsibility for their own actions and blame everything on the government, USA,conservatives and Christians.
Demobrat: Those frikin neocon Christians have screwed this world up! I'm go'in to the Greenday concert to protest with them. Where's my Dads credit card?
by JD January 31, 2005
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demockratees

the coolest Native owned t-shirt company in the world.
The 'Petrolcide' t-shirt that Ryan Redcorn, owner of demockratees, created appeared on an episode of 'The OC'
by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008
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Duke Decosta

Duke Decosta is a Rhicc piece of Polynesian meat that likes to play fortnite whit his girlfriend Zach and likes to strangle baby dolls.
Duke decosta is hanging out with his boyfriend, Zach
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