Delayrium

- A delayed re-action condition caused by lack of sleep, busy doing shit, distracted, pissing round, fucking round, dicking round, hand on it or up it, playing God, brainless, vacant, forgetful, task less, clueless, doesn't give a monkey's or is just plain lost. Resulting in a person or persons who takes far longer periods of time than is normally expected to answer, reply, respond, pick up, drop off, arrive, leave, not even bother, or never.

Leading to... They are in total delayrium, those fudge packers said they would get back to me days ago about going to the shop to get their Tutus fitted.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. May 25, 2023

jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009

Torrent Delay

The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.

Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!

by heyley121 August 17, 2010

Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014