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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
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Actualized Defamation

Actualized Defamation is the result akin to "call a person a monster for long enough, they will become a monster" but on a larger scale. When society or a powerful feed source within it presents manufactured or stereotyped information about one group of people, those people over time will become what they are told they are, even if the target group fights against or protests the propaganda/prejudice. Indeed the fight against the words cast about them can aid in speeding and further ingraining it as truth.
"Gay males are overly focused on sex and generally rebellious against safe practices, in my opinion, is the perfect example of actualized defamation. If they lived through the 80s and 90s, they had the media's AIDS obsession, the Christian Church's bible and evangelicals, and the general public's ignorance telling them from every direction they were 'plague spreading sexual monsters'."
by FaqBasher January 17, 2022
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
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get your defacation in order

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
by Saloondoor June 30, 2023
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