Quit being so defensive .
by Orionsmammaw September 20, 2017
Get the defensive mug.Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2017
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An updated version of the twinkie defense.
When the suspect in a criminal case uses the accusation that a close friend or relative violated them or fondled them as part of their defense, typically as a way to avoid taking responsibility for what they did. Most notably used in the Casey Anthony and Diane Downs cases, in which young mothers who killed their children accused their fathers of touching them inappropriately (even though this was irrelevant to the cases at hand and most likely completely false, as both women are pathological liars).
When the suspect in a criminal case uses the accusation that a close friend or relative violated them or fondled them as part of their defense, typically as a way to avoid taking responsibility for what they did. Most notably used in the Casey Anthony and Diane Downs cases, in which young mothers who killed their children accused their fathers of touching them inappropriately (even though this was irrelevant to the cases at hand and most likely completely false, as both women are pathological liars).
The intent of the molestation defense is to pander to the sympathy of jurors and media, to distract from the point of the case, and to escape taking responsibility.
Most of the time, the molestation defense is a cheap defense and a way for the suspect to excuse their crime; most victims of rape or incest do not kill, rape, steal, or commit other crimes, which should make anybody following a serious criminal case very wary about such accusations.
Casey Anthony, for one, has proven herself a sociopath by how willing that she is to accuse her father of a serious offense to save her own arse; this from the same woman who partied and whored it up in the month before her daughter was found.
Most of the time, the molestation defense is a cheap defense and a way for the suspect to excuse their crime; most victims of rape or incest do not kill, rape, steal, or commit other crimes, which should make anybody following a serious criminal case very wary about such accusations.
Casey Anthony, for one, has proven herself a sociopath by how willing that she is to accuse her father of a serious offense to save her own arse; this from the same woman who partied and whored it up in the month before her daughter was found.
by Lorelili August 3, 2011
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Get the defenecate mug.Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.
Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?
Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.
Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.
by Blank Frank October 11, 2009
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by utter_genius August 5, 2008
Get the Co-dependent mug.Sometimes referred to as the "Sovereign Citizen defense" where somebody sets defense of invalid arguments under the law and misinterpret an argument based around the United States is a corporation, spelled their name in all caps, citing rulings that have no bearing whatsoever in their court case. This type of defense is generally used anti-socials looking to avoid any form of accountability.
There's John using the strawman defense filing paperwork that he's not really "John" because they spelled his name in all caps in his discovery file and misusing court rulings from 150 years ago to claim they have no jurisdiction over him so they must let him go.
Darrell Brooks tried this type of argument which is growing im popularity amongst psychopaths and their defense.
Darrell Brooks tried this type of argument which is growing im popularity amongst psychopaths and their defense.
by SchwarzenMann October 30, 2022
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