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Department of Redundancy Department

A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.
Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk.
Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!
by faithplayskeys November 30, 2009
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Departured

Famous Tumblr Blogger; has no specific blog label although humor is a major part of his posts. Has over 427, 000 followers, real name is Daniel Kovacs.
Do you follow departured on Tumblr?
Of course I do, who doesn't?!
by AnEscapeExists June 17, 2014
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Departure Lounge

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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Peebles Department Store (Troy NY)

Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.

Juan: Se' Señor.
by SouthTroyCore January 18, 2014
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Defarture Lounge

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.
Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!
by Simon the ginger cat August 17, 2010
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defatafier

someone (tina) who has defatafied another person (me....)
tina making me skinny.....i still think i'm fat
by mike ward November 10, 2003
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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
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