green dress

A phrase popularized by the outrageous mid-1970s group of party-crashing drag queens in and around the Dallas-Fort Worth area referencing marijuana. It could be a noun, adjective and verb, depending on usage.

While speaking over the phone, one might ask, "Are you wearing your green dress tonight?" That meant, "Are you bringing any weed tonight?"

Again, over the phone, "Honey, I'm sipping on a gimlet and wearing my favorite green dress!" That meant the person speaking was getting high while talking.

To invite someone over to get high, one would simply exclaim, "You've gotta come see my new green dress! It's so much prettier than the one I bought last month!"

A variation as a verb could be, "I'm dressing in green tonight!" That meant, "I can't wait to get stoned tonight!"

An adjective case could be, "She was wearing the greenest dress I've ever seen!" That meant, "I've never seen her so stoned!"

by Wilma Jean Deb June 26, 2007

little black dress

Prisoners’ nickname for the humiliating above-the-knees safety suit provided to prevent suicide during the transition to the state nuthouse.

As he realized the little black dress was hugging him in all the right places, he suddenly felt like a million bucks.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

funky fresh dress to impress

Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.

Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!

by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006

zipperback dress

A dress with a zipper in back

I love wearing zipperback dresses; they are so easy to get into.

by bedd time May 21, 2010

Cosby Dress

1. The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners whole body. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

2. A college girl wearing a dress that looks like the above mentioned definition.

Abby wore a Cosby Dress to the party.

by themanwhosawit November 15, 2009

the blonde with the black dress

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005

Freakum Dress

When you've been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freakum dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you've had enough and every fella in the room goes "DWAMMMMM!"

Term made popular by Beyonce

My man hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so I took out my freakum dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.

by DJfreakum August 6, 2011