Dashboard Dacryops

Somebody who enjoys their car a little to much, maybe ges a tad teary when it gets dirty or abused. usually a wanna be street racer.

ha look at that wannabe driver, what a dashboard dacryops.

by crashbandicoon October 13, 2011

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005

DASOPIER

Drug Abuser Seeking Opiate Prescription In Emergency Room, exclusive to urban areas, missing most of their front teeth, smelling of alcohol, with holes in both shoes, complaining of back pain

Doctor im allegeric to morphine, motrin, tordol, tylenol and ultram, but that medicine you give me that starts with a "D" works great."Damn another DASOPIER"

by Dr. LoveBT September 24, 2009

DSOB

A miserable person who becomes extremely intoxicated, and feels the need to "tell it like it is" and do push ups. Likes to say phrases like "Drink more beer!" Also spouts racist and other politically incorrect statements at a constant rate. Comes from "Drunken S.O.B."

Look at all that beer you drank! You're such a DSOB!

by HRC September 16, 2003

Dashbo

A ladies man who can get "drunk as fuck" and still pull hot chicks.

Dashbo fucked all our wives... And we loved him for it!

by Dashbo June 14, 2007

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.

Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.

by 121madman121 September 28, 2009