Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

cursed image

A comment used on images that are unwanted/weird/generally unlikeable/questionable. The word 'cursed' is use as an adjective.

You seen that inflation spongebob art?
Yeah. That's a cursed image if I've ever seen one.

by mahiruhanayo December 13, 2016

Danish Curveball

A really bent penis.

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.

by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006

cursededits4u

A funny insta account with distorted/funny edits. The original is owned by an Aussie boi

Bruh he made a cursededits4u account. It’s the bomb.

by _baranmohamadii April 8, 2019

curse of curves

MOST amazing song by cute is what we aim for

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!

by Becca Boo April 18, 2007

Dot Dot Curve:)

The illest band on the planet making everyone want to get crunk. From the bitches in the club to the hobos drinking 40 oz. in the alley. When you hear dot dot curve:) you just want to hollar. The group includes spanky and newly added jayreck and jspizzy.

They just got signed to standby records/hot topic.

If you dont like dot dot curve:) you should eat shit and die!

Their celeberties baby:

"Whats that song that goes omg its like when they see me all they see is my freakish hair..."

"Duh nigguh its rocketshiptothemoon by dot dot curve:)"

by Chantel Cliche March 6, 2009

curbed

Origin: Skinhead.

To prop someone's mouth open against a concrete curb and then stomp the back of their head. Freuqently resulting in separation of the lower jaw from the skull.

Damn, they got guy got curbed.

by w3rd October 29, 2003