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Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.
Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.
by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024
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Cumple

A cumple is when someone has an ingrown hair and semen (aka “cum) comes into contact with the sore. The area then becomes irritated and potentially infected leading to the formation of a cumple.
Did you see Justin’s upper lip after that camping trip with his friends it appears he has a cumple.
by Father John Cisty May 18, 2024
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Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.
Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.
by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024
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Curley

Gaming-aslymus worst ever LT
The Largest man to ever live
A curley someone who weighs 5 tons with fingers the size of 5 thick sausages tied together
Starts Section F's and fails hard, then runs away and hides
Holy fuck he weights a quater of a curley
by LoLcurley June 1, 2024
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Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date
My parents met while running cumple solos
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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myrtle curdle

it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.

Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(

Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.

ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle May 5, 2014
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Cum curdler

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.
Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.
by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017
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