curley

The act of pleasuring yourself to the thought of sticking your entire head inside of a rhino's vagina while also playing the piano.

Dude i totally had a (Curley) session with your mom

by wereu@ July 5, 2011

Curley

Someone who eats charcuterie boards and works for school admissions and makes me feel special and a puck bunny and failed out of college hockey

I felt like such a Curley last night

by Betty Crockkker March 17, 2021

curley

school in the "ghetto" where white boys pretend to be black and get beat up. Exhibit A: Ryan Evans

man they think they be gansters but really, they are just so curley.

by yomama April 18, 2005

curley

An albino;

A person or animal lacking normal pigmentation, with the result being that the skin and hair are abnormally white or milky and the eyes have a pink or blue iris and a deep-red pupil.

Did u see that curly walk by? That mofo was WHIIIIIITE!

See also : Curley Joe

by Sneaks Shatzhispants August 19, 2006

curley

A person who loves all types of cheese answers to the name of steve plays games and leaves works early

check it out that curley is a proper waster of a cheese loving mofo

by Benguinnes February 26, 2004

Curley

Gaming-aslymus worst ever LT
The Largest man to ever live
A curley someone who weighs 5 tons with fingers the size of 5 thick sausages tied together
Starts Section F's and fails hard, then runs away and hides

Holy fuck he weights a quater of a curley

by LoLcurley June 1, 2024

Curley ben

a boy with a 'girlish' hair.

man look at that ugly girl shes a right curley ben!

by David Woodward December 11, 2007