Chronchirps

1.The derogatory term referring to the entire anti-marijuana crowd. Whether they be little corrupted and yet disgustingly ignorant children, asshole adults who are probably against it due to their parent's "stay outside the norm at all costs" attitudes (even though they supersede it with their clearly average clothing style and otherwise "normal" life).

2. Ignorant fagballers that secretly smoke chron day and night but refuse to accept their habits, so play-off as if totally against it.

3. Assholes that were made fun of after hitting the bong the wrong way and spilling bong water everywhere, thus developing a hate for the sport. (?)

1. Guy 1: "Wow bro, look at that huge fat and sweaty crowd of chronchirps, it kills my buzz bro."

Guy 2: "Yea homez, what the fuck eh." *throws medium-sized rock*

2. "Jimmy, I hate you as a friend all-of a sudden because you smoke marijuana. Don't talk to me anymore please." *hangs up phone and proceeds to hitting a 4g bowl*

3. Guy 1: "Holy fuck man, did you see Jeff go from chronchamp to chronchirp when he bitched out and dropped the Rurh bong!!!"

Guy 2: "Yea man what the fuck, he's such a fuckstamp chronchirp bitch now."

by LargeManDick92 April 12, 2010

carontulander

n. (kuh-RON-chu-land-er)
1. a person who acts opposite of the way others want or expect.
2. a person whose actions compromise others' abilities/interests when they are trying to carry out an activity.

Usually the person in question will be a defector from a larger group and will make a decision that detracts from the fun of the rest of the group.

Montangelo didn't come with us to mess with foreigners because he's being a carontulander right now.

by BaloolaB July 24, 2010

chronie

a fake friend

oh you want me to waste all this money for food on all of your chronies?

by dabirdyy December 28, 2016

Chronic Death

The act of dying constantly. Frequent blackouts and body aches, usually associated with heart disease.

Oh no, I think I have Chronic Death!

by Reby November 2, 2018

chronic sad ass

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye

Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”

by Sad neck October 31, 2019

Chronic Lyricosis

A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.

A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?

by Jefferson Davis (JD) Fuller May 20, 2020

Chronbitis

A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.

Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."

Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"

by Lyriss November 17, 2021