wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables

Dang that’s one wild cucummer

by Dude Red May 24, 2019

Cucumberbund

When you are wearing dress attire, pop a boner, and have to hide it up in your cumberbund.

I was at the Oscars when Scarlett Johansson's tit popped out and I had to rock a cucumberbund.

by saundrew February 24, 2013

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumer

(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.

John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"

by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017

cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.

by looksatme November 22, 2018