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cumnication

The act of communicating with a mouth full of seman. Using slurping noises as a way of talking. Sometimes blowing bubbles.
Mariah is always slurping up my seman and cumnicating how much she loves me. She is a master of cumnication.
by Loose Bruce July 30, 2018
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cunecone

Is a Godlike being
CUNECONE ON TOP
by Cunecone February 21, 2021
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Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.
"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018
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Shit cubicle

“Well, time go go back to the shit cubicle! I’ve had a big lunch!
by Neon bananas March 21, 2019
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Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.
by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021
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donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.
did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.
by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006
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