cuisinart

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.

Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.

by jaykelceej January 19, 2010

cruizing

A closet homosexual pretending to be Alpha Male, looking "cruising" for young impressionable males see T. Cruise

Last night I saw my old coach cruizing the mall for cock-

by the_mink November 2, 2012

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

Crusing

When you are high, drunk, and have a snus in, named for the combination of crunk and snus.

George: dude, I have some snus, want to
go on a crus?
Greg: Sure, I'll bring the booze and weed
George: yeeeeee
Greg: I haven't gone crusing since my baby momma stole all my dro

drunk crunkweedpotsnustobacco

by Thesh0e February 5, 2010

lean cuisine

a boughetto way of defining a limousine.

We were so classy last night, we took a lean cuisine out to the bar.

by tdk0524 January 10, 2011

craisin

crazy Asian. Often a useful term in college towns.

"Hey look, there's a couple craisin's studying in the park!"

or

"Did you see those two craisin's in the nerd parody of Jizzed in My Pants?"

by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009

Cruising for burgers

To be cruising around looking for something to do.

Man friday night was a bummer, no parties. I was pretty much just driving around cruising for burgers.

by sonsonsons February 18, 2009