cocksaki

The ancient japanese art of beating off an army of cocks the way a samurai beats off an army of men.
Pronounced: cock-sah-kee

1.) Wow! Sara must be trained in the art of cocksaki. She has blown every guy on the football team.

2.) John is a true samurai. He has a black belt in cocksaki. Last I heard he was going to change his apartment into a dojo for the dong.

by Chris from 303 January 19, 2009

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

cocksford

sluts and whore who live in oxford

ashley berry lives in cocksford

by alex bergeron69 September 17, 2015

cocksaucing

Stroking your ego. Showing off. Showboating. Basically, being a chief.

Dude 1: That dude is definitely cocksaucing.

Dude 2: Well, that's like your opinion, man.

by CockSaucing July 8, 2016

cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.

Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"

by NoTillies June 23, 2017

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018