Crumbler

When a dude can't get up.

Dom was trying to bang this chick last night but couldn't get it up again . Chick called him the crumbler when she left.

by Sincitydrummer June 30, 2022

Crimbletwats

Antisocial 'festive' morons, especially once a year drinkers, who invade your local pub/bar fresh from a phoney looking Christmas market. They verbally abuse the regulars, puke up in the toilets, upset everyone and leave, never to be seen again.

'I see the Crimbletwats are back. Let's get out of here, and avoid going out again until February!'

by SleepyJohn December 20, 2022

Crumbledome

Home arena of the Calgary Flames, also known as the Saddledome, one of the oldest arenas in the NHL. The arena’s structure is beginning to crumbling due to ageing and harsh winter weather. If you’re ever heading to the Saddledome, make sure to wear your hardhats.

Friend: Hey bro, you heading to the Saddledome tonight?
Me: Oh, you mean the Crumbledome? Sure, let me go get my hardhat real quick.

by MayhemPlayz January 14, 2023

crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

by J Brams February 5, 2023

Crimble

The Crimble is the book in which all Crimnipple related stories are held, it is what holds the Crimnipple's stories and lore together, and shares it with the rest of humanity.

Z: C, have you written the stories assigned to you down in the Crimble yet?
C: No.......
Z: *sigh* C, C, C...

by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.

"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."

by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024