holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

cheap skate

A very stingy person that doesnt like to spend money. Usually buys something for the least amount of money they possibly can.

Boy gets his mother a pen for 50p as a christmas present
What a cheap skate!

by Rachel22 November 8, 2007

cheap whore

I women who would do sexual favors for tangible goods.

Yo, that cheap whore blew me and my homie for something.

by fuck da convosation April 25, 2010

Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

by Logic? February 5, 2015

crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 21, 2008

vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to

Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.

by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011