Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
by Kokomoa February 04, 2014
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purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.
That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser
by Purplenurple November 13, 2013
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Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)
I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.
by Morthsaal May 06, 2016
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breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."
- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
by j-$$ August 01, 2007
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meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
by NotoriousGIB December 11, 2007
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Immediate need to use the restroom.
Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
by Eurobug October 16, 2010
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Crayon eater

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)
*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."
by Krispycannon June 28, 2021
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