critical mass

Calvin's Mom is fat. She's so fat she has her own zip code.

I looked at the gargantuan lump of Calvin's mom in front of me; realizing that it would soon reach criticalmass, I ran away.

by Jonathan Conaty March 30, 2005

Crutical

Contraction of the two words Crucial & Critical.

Gary needs you right now, this is a crutical time in his life.

by unwaxed August 1, 2012

A Critical Mass

are an awesome band from sudbury, suffolk in England.
They play metal music for fans of megadeth, ozzy, pantera etc
check them out on myspace

"a critical mass are awesome" a popular comment after the band have played

by rich6666 July 12, 2007

Critical Finish

Putting the hilt of any midevil melee weapon into a womans vagina (Sword, Mace, Battlaxe, etc.)

Note- I am not responsible for any incidents.

The only orgasm I ever had was when my boyfriend gave me a critical finish.

by Sexy Samurai September 26, 2009

Critical

When a situation takes a turn for the worse, or not to ones liking.

Josue: Aye do we have enough weed for another backwood?
Rene: It's looking critical bruh.

by iceman415 October 30, 2016

Critical depth

Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.

Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.

Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!

Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!

by tkdtchr October 2, 2011

critical race theory

Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.

Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.

Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.

It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.

by metawave September 8, 2020