Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats

Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010

count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati

no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted

by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010

Count Fuckstickula

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011

count down to infinity

A brand that rocks your world by symbolizing a sense that we can truly rise above who are today over any oppression or any obstacle WE demand a better version of ourselves.

Guy 1: "nice shirt"

Guy 2: "Thanks count down to infinity is awesome like that"

by FJHJ November 21, 2011

Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.

Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 7, 2012

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.

Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!

by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016