Coronavirus

A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People

Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus

by 1dk a name September 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A fucking virus that everyone hates

Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then

by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that causes people to hoard toilet paper, even though it’s not believed to cause diarrhea. I can understand stocking up on 100 rolls for a cholera outbreak, but come on people, this is a lung disease...

Oh no, scary coronavirus, better buy 10000 rolls of tp just in case I get the shits

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)

Yo the coronavirus is so horrible

No fucking shit

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus, sos un hijo de tu re madre ¿QUE NECESIDAD DE IR POR LA VIDA MATANDO A TODOS LOS CHINOS? tenes alto levante y todos quieren ser tu pareja( en especial los murciélago) Sos hermoso y moyy sexy.

Tu mama: damnnn quien es esa persona tan linda?
Tu nuera: ese es coronavirusss ESTA BOENARDO.

by TUMAMI May 9, 2020

CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)

Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN

by TUMAMI May 9, 2020