Cook

Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)

Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.

by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006

David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.

David Cook....:)

by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

cook up

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.

What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?

by lonster85 December 20, 2010

short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".

Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!

by classyshit October 27, 2011

CockDoxx'd

CockDoxx'd happens to Ladera Teens when their mostly normal teen activities like driving fast and being loud ends up exposed on social media such as Ladera Ranch Moms Facebook Groups.

You are CockDoxx'd when Local Ladera Moms with way too much time on their hands. posts a photo of you doing a typical teen behavior and outs to your parents.

'I was totally CockDoxx'd by some Mom, she posted a photo of me running a red light and my mom saw it on Facebook'

by Steford Wife 38 December 20, 2017