air traffic control

a very complicated job in which a few choice select very brilliant individuals tell all so very dumb pilots what to do so as they dont fuck over the whole continent with delays and mid air collisions. therefore being the most important job in the world (doctors are not the most important) because you only need doctors if there are no air traffic controllers to provide the safe orderly and expoditios flow of air traffic.

dude your so smart that you should be an air traffic controller... you know the smartest people in the world.

air traffic control by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

ballin out of control 

Living life large.

Tonight we're going to be ballin out of control.

ballin out of control by Towfiqa October 15, 2008

Birth Control Shirt 

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.

When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.

Birth Control Shirt by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

West Virginia Remote Control 

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.

Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.

West Virginia Remote Control by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007

dick control 

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

dick control by dwayne May 13, 2004

Piece Control 

The act of owning majority of building pieces in a Fortnite build or boxfight.

Itsjerian is a god of piece control

Piece Control by Civyfn twitter September 7, 2020

Sket control 

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.

Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.

Sket control by Conchord91 March 17, 2010