Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

out of control

when something is so bananas (meaning cool) it isnt even funny.

Gil holding up a car magazine: Damn man have you seen those new rims?
Me: Ya man, those rims are out of control.

by pimp daddy dollars March 8, 2005

crowd control

What riot police engage in when they deem a crowd to get too rowdy/angry/violent at a protest or demonstration. usually performed with the help of fire hoses, pepper spray, riot stick etc. sadly, real bullets have been known to perform quite well too (ex. tien-an-men square)

"Those protesters just threw a molotow at us. time to start some crowd control"

by KosiceSlovak March 12, 2008

inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009

mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005