Contrabass Saxophone

Likely one of the lowest members of the Saxophone family. Stands at around 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs around 45-50 pounds. Less than 30 are believed to exist worldwide.

Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...

Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.

Guy 1: What is that you're playing?

Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.

Guy 1: Whoah...

Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.

by jump5 March 21, 2011

contrabooty

a booty so fine it should be illegal. usually featured in various rap videos.

Person 1- "Daaaaang.That girls booties so fine it should be illegal!"
Person 2- "I believe that is called a contrabooty."

by t&m January 26, 2014

Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008

slave contract

A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing

You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission

by Hotpies January 28, 2018

Trauma Contract

A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.

Maddie made her boyfriend sign a trauma contract that said he will never ignore her calls.

by Freerose October 1, 2018

congradufuckulations

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.

Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."

by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

Odyssey Central

Odyssey Central is a Nintendo youtuber, and the CEO of the Dry Bones 4 Smash campaign and cult.
He is an epic gamer, being the 17th person in the world to 100% Super Mario Maker 2.

A: Yo, Odyssey Central just made a video and it has Dry Bones 4 Smash in it!
B: Woah, that’s so cool! Dry Bones 4 Smash

by UnGenio March 26, 2020