french connection

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.

Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!

by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

by mhibma September 2, 2005

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

making a connection

Giving or receiving oral sex allowing for a deeper more soulful connection between 2 people.

The only way to get through college is by making a connection with every girl you meet.

by japanese horn blower September 7, 2009