constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

by kwang June 9, 2003

constitutionality

If something lives up to The Constitution (the supreme law of the United States).

The Judicial Branch ensures the constitutionality of the law.

by Morten den Glatte December 19, 2018

Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.

Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.

by Devontree September 30, 2021

Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

constalution

(noun) (1)a revolution that never ends; (2) a state of constant change, flux, or evolution.

Since the break up of the Soviet Union, the Ukraine has been in a state of constalution.

by tlanni2 April 11, 2014

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016