Confunction nonsense

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

by Yuh modda January 25, 2020

Confuckindential

information attempted to be pry’d out before confidentiality agreement is provided or signed.

“ Hey Dr. Tim, what kind of medications is Chuck taking and what for?” – Rob

“Now, Rob, you know I can’t tell you that because it’s confuckindential” – Dr Tim

by chrissy123 September 2, 2010

Confucianass

When your parents say some stupidass "Famous Chinese Quote" to make you do shit or to prove their point. Originates from the reference Confucius who was a chinese philosopher that our asian parents seem to worship as the great fatass buddha.

Michael: Hey mom, I got a 94 on my math test!
ChunChick YuNao: WHAT? Where de fuck are the other 6 points?!??
Michael: Umm... it's still an A mom. Chill.
ChunChick YuNao: HA? Well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
Michael: ....the fuck....
ChunChick YuNao: When the sun cast shadow on Great Wall of China, the roly polys hide
Michael: Mom stop talking Confucianass
ChunChick YuNao: Well, If the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
Michael: Thats simple math mom...
ChunChick YuNao: You Stupid! No wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
Michael: ....fuck this. My family is so dam Chinknese

by butsecks January 26, 2015

confusion

when the guy you like tells you to snap him back but leaves you on open...

I am confusion

by a small girl with big dreams March 4, 2019

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 15, 2008

Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.

When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.

by magickat13 September 24, 2015

Very sad confusion

Somewhere between depressed and “I don’t know”

My girlfriend just dumped me for eating a bagel so I’m in a state of very sad confusion.

by gizmicwooo126 October 8, 2017