by NolegFrosty September 19, 2023
Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
by Cal Montana September 14, 2011
Mix of simping and competing. A thing that guys do to try and 'assert dominance' over a girl, letting other guys know that "she's mine". It is when someone manages to do something or get her to say something that they count as a W for them, and they use it to brag.
"guys, Jessica sat on me. She's weird" says Jarek to his friends.
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
by peahcboi69 December 18, 2022
by nimsaj August 19, 2008
Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
by Zuckmai_dek April 18, 2021