A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006
Get the coner mug.Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.
Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
John : No dude, he just colbertized you.
by Chris0108 November 7, 2008
Get the Colbertized mug.1) A corner legend is a person who frequently finds himself/herself in the corner of various venues. Further, he/she has mastered the art of accepting their niche in the corner, while refraining from inconveniencing his/her company and even tending to their needs. For example, a corner legend in a restaurant sits in the corner of the booth and readily passes condiments and sweetners when members of his/her company are in need. A corner legend can exit their corner to go to the bathroom, without depending on their friends/acquaintances to get up. A corner legend always finds a convenient way out.
2) A corner legend can also reffer to a hustler that is infamous or recieves notoriaty from his/her peers. He/she works the corner in a way that is respected by the community and is simultaneously very lucrative.
2) A corner legend can also reffer to a hustler that is infamous or recieves notoriaty from his/her peers. He/she works the corner in a way that is respected by the community and is simultaneously very lucrative.
J-PEYST: Yo what you up to son?
ACKRO: I'm about to meet B.Fish at a restaurant, wanna tag?
JPEYST: Damn straight, I'm comin'. I never pass up da chance to eat wit da corner legend.
ACKRO: Yeah Fish is da illest corner legend I met. He's always dependable to pass da hotsauce as soon as you need it.
JPEYST: And Fish runs that corner in NMB like a straight thug. He get all the hoes and all the cash. What a balla.
ACKRO: I'm about to meet B.Fish at a restaurant, wanna tag?
JPEYST: Damn straight, I'm comin'. I never pass up da chance to eat wit da corner legend.
ACKRO: Yeah Fish is da illest corner legend I met. He's always dependable to pass da hotsauce as soon as you need it.
JPEYST: And Fish runs that corner in NMB like a straight thug. He get all the hoes and all the cash. What a balla.
by J-PEYST March 23, 2006
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Get the colder globing mug.An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.
Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Colbert nationalist mug.1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
Get the colder than a nun's cunt mug.1 - to control the supply or sale of a particular product
2 - to become so successful at selling or making a particular product that almost no one else sells or makes it
2 - to become so successful at selling or making a particular product that almost no one else sells or makes it
1 - The company tried to corner the market on several types of computer software.
2 - They've more or less cornered the fast-food market - they're in every big city in the country.
2 - They've more or less cornered the fast-food market - they're in every big city in the country.
by Leug100 November 28, 2010
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