coneosexual

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones

I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging

by The cone man September 3, 2016

Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

colesonmemes

A simple man who respects women, and is a meme legend!

WOW! I can’t believe colesonmemes is this cool!

by Colesonmemes December 3, 2017

Colostophobia

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.

After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.

by JMM2W February 13, 2018

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw

Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.

by Smxz March 25, 2019

Coles Anguis

A mythical creature that looks like a snak that live in wetlands.

Did you see that Coles Anguis

by Anguinese March 14, 2020