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Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.
Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.
by two princes November 18, 2021
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Coitus ditch

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.
by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022
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post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.
by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011
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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.
If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)
by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023
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Oral Coitus

Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.
by Bromosexual22 November 19, 2009
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