When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.
by Petey Jung June 18, 2009
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teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
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A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.
by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013
Get the Cockumentary mug.Chris is an awesome and amazing person who never holds back to be their fantastic self. They are not afraid to be queer, and that is admirable. Also the creator of the term 'Kueeng', Chris is willing to stay up 'till 3am in their time just to get someone else to sleep.
Love ya Chis >:D
Love ya Chis >:D
Person 1:"Is that really the person who thought of the 'Kueeng'?! "
Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"
Person 1:"They're so cool!"
Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"
Person 1:"They're so cool!"
by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021
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Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.
by ajj23 July 6, 2009
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by Ellie smith February 21, 2017
Get the crazy cucumber mug.Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.
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