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Kurt-cobain

The action of shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun.
I was extremely sick of life, so I dealt with it the old fashion way and kurt-cobained
by Candice Dikkin October 4, 2021
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Kurt cobain

The seat behind shotgun in the vehicle your about to ride in.
Guy: shotgun...
Girl: Kurt cobain then.
Guy: what’s that??
Girl: the seat behind shotgun(you)
by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019
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"Curt Cobain" it

To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)
Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save
by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019
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Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
by Deadfox January 10, 2017
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Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016
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jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
by mglange March 4, 2016
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Kurt cobain

If the passenger seat in a car is called shotgun, then is the seat behind it called the Kurt cobain?
by IDFKMON March 19, 2020
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