Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

Kurt-cobain

The action of shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun.

I was extremely sick of life, so I dealt with it the old fashion way and kurt-cobained

by Candice Dikkin October 4, 2021

jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017

Cobain lollipop

A shotgun

Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 7, 2019

Kurt Cobain

A massive headache.

Guy 1: Bro you ok? You seem a bit off lately
Guy 2: Yeah my head is feeling like Kurt Cobain’s
Guy 1: Damn I’m sorry bro

by Vandalized March 31, 2019