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corona carwash 

When a man jerks off and cums on a womans face and at the same time spits on her face. Also he has Corona.
Back in 2020 I pulled a Corona Carwash on my ex girlfriend , Courtney.

Corona Catfish 

Someone who is attractive while wearing a face mask, but significantly less attractive after the face mask is removed.
The bartender and I were talking all night, but I realized she was just another Corona Catfish after I saw the rest of her face on Instagram.

corona of the glans 

The rounded lip or edge that projects at the base of the glans on a penis. The most sensitive spot on a guy, especially on the underside as the two sides of the corona meet at the frenulum.
Guy 1 - Dude, I discovered the best masturbation technique by rubbing the corona of the glans
Guy 2 - What is that?
Guy 1 - The edge of your bellend
Guy 2 - Bro I've know this one for years

Corona cut 

When you are trying to figure out who to shack up with during a quarantine . Who makes the Corona Cut
Dude, Teresa is this little ginger nigga, she cooks and cleans and would wait on me hand and foot. But...Sina...she's a freak, straight nympho in bed but lazy as fuk. Its between these 2 who will make the Corona Cut.
Corona cut by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020

Corona Virus

THE THING THAT RUINED OUR LIVES
Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."

Corona-Proof 

When your faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivers you from the ravages of the coronavirus—when you live from a place of peace instead of fear.
Just as the faith of the old wise Daniel, who worked for King Darius, as reported in the Old Testament of the Bible, made him lion-proof after being thrown into the lions’ den, so too could you be corona-proof if you put your faith in the Almighty God.
Corona-Proof by Covido July 17, 2021