clopper

a vagina

Dude that girl is nasty. She's got a double clopper with cheese.

Stacie's got a clopper of a camel toe.

by ejc128 December 31, 2008

chomper

A dike who chomps on her girls clitorus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............Chomper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by none June 11, 2003

compervert

Compervert: a person who gets a sexual pleasure from the joyful sexual experiences of others. Related to compersion.

My husband got laid last night and I couldn't stop fantasizing about it because I'm a huge compervert.

by mbmIX January 2, 2012

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

chomper

when a girl chomps on the shaft of a penis as she is giving a guy a blowjob

katie is a chomper

by katie_is_cool! March 22, 2009