clenchmaxxing

When you tighten your ass to achieve the tightest ass.

-Hey did you see James? His face looked so red!
-Yeah it's because he was clenchmaxxing, he is competing for the tightest ass award!
-Oh okay.

by hdzl February 1, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

The squeezing of ones glutes together to exercise and tone them to their maximum natural potential.

Paul was clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!

Matthew is so bad at clenchmaxxing, he's so flat!

by Clenchmaxxer February 7, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The squeezing or flexing of one's glutes to exercise and tone them to their maximum natural potential

He was Clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!

He sucks at Clenchmaxxing, hes so flat

by Clenchmax February 7, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Clenchmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one clenching their jaw to enhance facial structure / looks.

Person 1 (male): I’ve been clenchmaxxing for weeks now, this is so OP.

Person 2 (female): Holy shit you are so fucking hot now.

by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your buttcheeks for a period of up to one week, holding in poop in the process, to achieve a more desirable buttocks shape

Peter thinks clenchmaxxing will prevent him from needing a BBL!

by iIluson April 28, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024