The anxiety a man feels when he is waiting for the results of a store-bought pregnancy test his girlfriend or female sexual partner just took. Being ClearBlue Uneasy implies 1) that pregnancy is greatly feared and not at all desired, and that 2) the man is fairly sure he wants no permanent ties to said woman.
After missing her period, my lady friend took a pregnancy test last night. I was ClearBlue Uneasy for three whole minutes until thankfully, the results were negative. Lesson learned. I will now tone down the number and frequency of my casual sexual encounters for fear of accidental reproduction.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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b) Name, as in My Uncle Cleamus.
c) America's hottest new swear word.
d) Slang for bathtub Methamphetamine.
b) Name, as in My Uncle Cleamus.
c) America's hottest new swear word.
d) Slang for bathtub Methamphetamine.
Oh my god, stick it in my cleamus!
by Clemstrode December 15, 2008
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by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014
Get the Cleaning the Rifle mug.Of, or pertaining to, cleavage. It's certainly erogenous, hence a perfect word. Oh and vag is in the word so that's funny too!
by Wlou73 June 15, 2015
Get the Cleavagenous mug.Man let me borrow $10 till Friday? Naw man you still ain't clean your face from the last time you got something from me.
by BBW Baby Doll September 23, 2016
Get the Clean your face mug.Someone who is very smart slick and may look and act tuff but is very nice if you get to know him so if you have a Cleaverson in your life keep him close he may be something in life
Look at that Cleaverson
by Shara w June 2, 2018
Get the Cleaverson mug.The business process of terminating an entire geographic location. Sometimes done to move people to corporate headquarters, of as part of a bigger plan to outsource jobs, or a cost savings plan to move jobs to a cheaper region (e.g. India).
The first thing Jeremy did after joining the company, was to perform "regional cleansing" of the Redmond, Washington development group. Jeremy showed up Monday and told everyone that their jobs were being eliminated. They had one month to look for new jobs in other corporate locations.
by Judi Uttal October 1, 2005
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