Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags)

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro ( aka Lucius Moneybags) is of African descent although looks much like jew. Although he has much tiny pp and smooth brain, he is nice.

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags) defends his small pp by explaining the motion of the ocean argument, although we all know that that is a load of shit.

by Happy Days October 14, 2020

Corie

Male. Funny Guy, but doesnt fully trust ANYONE, handsome and mildly intelligent, quite sporty and at the average height for a male. If any girls meet a CORIE they should know that he is a keeper.

Stacey : "Corie is so cute I want him to be my boo"
Kate : " Well I've liked him longer!"

by [e-mail] IG December 14, 2018

Carien

A girl that rarely knows what she wants, has an incredible physique. Will always wait until the very last minute to do something. Commonly defined as a heart breaker, although it is never her intentions to do so. She will always find a way to have fun and does not like to be tied down.

He did not expect this relationship to be a carien

by Anglican June 24, 2016

Jeff Cirillo

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

A Tale of Two Cities

An aweful, lengthy novel written by Charles Dickens about the French Revolution. Unfortunately, the violence of the era is left out from the narrative and replaced with a lame storyline that is difficult to follow without Cliffs Notes. Most high schoolers will be forced to read it for school. One of the worst books you may ever have the misfortune of reading.

"Class over the summer, you'll have to read A Tale of Two Cities."
"Noooooooooo!!!"

by write it, read it, paint it August 6, 2009

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

Town Crier

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.

"Ben Reilly gave me a Town Crier last night! It was awesome!"
"4 o' Clock and all is well!"

by Babyballs October 6, 2006