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not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.
"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).
by peskycritter November 30, 2017
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circular file

Sure we love your magazine. We're going to put all those copies of the California Patriot in the circular file.
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.
This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.
by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010
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circlederp

A gathering of individuals who share a fundamentally flawed, factually incorrect or misunderstood notion who, by the act of communication and commiseration, grow more fervent in their belief and radical in behavior.

In other words: morons who get together and grow progressively dumber as as a group.
"Did you see that tax day tea party circlederp in the town square last night?"

"If our team wins the Super Bowl, how do we organize a celebration that doesn't turn into a late-night window-smashing car-flipping circlederp?"
by neuracnu April 15, 2009
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Circle Back

An action phrase used by clueless management and consultants to end a conversation because they're afraid of committing to a course of action and to imply they will continue to think about it. Question the sanity and time management skills of anyone who says "Lets Circle back later"
me: Should we go with A, or B?
Consultant: Hey dude it's 3pm and mumble mumble, lets circle back later
me: Fuck you! Decide now!
by el Zeke September 9, 2009
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Circle Money

When you have run out of serious money and are down to change...nickels, quarters, etc.
Dawg on Friday and Saturday it was all about the Benjamins but come Sunday it was hard to be pimpin' when all you had was circle money.
by Chplhill August 17, 2008
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