chumpaholic

An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!

by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003

chumpydip

someone who is acting stupid,ignorant

"Get out of my way, chumpydip"

by Alicia Davis January 22, 2004

chumptatorship

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

Chulph

Noun : Guy's name who acts like a bear.

Verb : jump, hit, pound

Noun : Chulph likes to go to SIK DO RAK.

Verb : I chuphed on him.

by Chulph June 11, 2006

Chumpzilla

1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.

2. The biggest of all the chumps.

Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.

by urbestnightmare March 6, 2012

Chump

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.

Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts

Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.

by lysergia December 15, 2012