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An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!

chumpaholic by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003

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Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

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Champoholic

A huge fan of the Championship Manager or Football Manager games.

I can't stop playing, I'm a champoholic!

Champoholic by The chair May 22, 2009

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chuckaholic

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.

My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!

chuckaholic by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

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Cumaholic

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.

Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

Cumaholic by Fjeoufeixeehshdbjdjf April 15, 2020

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cumaholic

Inferring that someone (male or female) does alot of oral sex. If it is directed to a male, it means that it is calling them gay, a sad attempt to make your self feel better. If aimed at a female, it means whore.

Similar words: semensucker juice chugger

That skank has been with everyone. She's a total cumaholic.

cumaholic by WeaselJeff February 25, 2004

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humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

humpaholic by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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