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An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!

chumpaholic by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003

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Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Related Words

chumpaholic • cumaholic • chipaholic • humpaholic • Champoholic • Chemaholic • Chirpaholic • chuckaholic • Chuggaholic • chumaphobic

Champoholic

A huge fan of the Championship Manager or Football Manager games.

I can't stop playing, I'm a champoholic!

Champoholic by The chair May 22, 2009

chuckaholic

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.

My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!

chuckaholic by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

Cumaholic

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.

Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

Cumaholic by Fjeoufeixeehshdbjdjf April 15, 2020

cumaholic

Inferring that someone (male or female) does alot of oral sex. If it is directed to a male, it means that it is calling them gay, a sad attempt to make your self feel better. If aimed at a female, it means whore.

Similar words: semensucker juice chugger

That skank has been with everyone. She's a total cumaholic.

cumaholic by WeaselJeff February 25, 2004

humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

humpaholic by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026