chumpaholic

An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!

by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Champoholic

A huge fan of the Championship Manager or Football Manager games.

I can't stop playing, I'm a champoholic!

by The chair May 22, 2009

chuckaholic

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.

My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!

by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

Cumaholic

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.

Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

by Fjeoufeixeehshdbjdjf April 15, 2020

cumaholic

Inferring that someone (male or female) does alot of oral sex. If it is directed to a male, it means that it is calling them gay, a sad attempt to make your self feel better. If aimed at a female, it means whore.

Similar words: semensucker juice chugger

That skank has been with everyone. She's a total cumaholic.

by WeaselJeff February 25, 2004

humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003