Charmaine

What a glamour! This girl is everything you dream of, and keep coming back for more- so addictive. She is extremely intelligent and self-less.
What a beautiful face and body!
She is the best kind of friend, and the best lover imaginable- AMAZING.

Did you see Charmaine tonight? She is hot. I love Charmaine!

by matt_Bb February 3, 2010

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

Charmae

Beautiful, fun, easy going, sometimes violent, and likes to bite people. She's usually short, sweet, and caring. But she can be really mean if she wants to be. Shes mature for her age, and usually hangs out with older kids. She also seems to have a big mouth most of the time. Literally.

"DAMN!!! Charmae has a big mouth! .... I like it!" (;

by Ciara poops a lot March 17, 2011

Lucky Charms

The sexual/romantic attention/favors of a Leprechaun, a male who is so in love with himself he assumes that females are stalking him. May also refer to Leprechaun's twin boys down under.

J. is such a leprechaun. He thinks I'm after his Lucky Charms because I tried to talk to him. I was only going to tell him he had a visible booger.

by Whiteroses January 22, 2009

turd charmer

A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.

It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005

Charm

A beautiful girl with such self independence. She is smart and it’s not afraid to share her thoughts on anything. She is the type of girl to say she doesn’t care but undoubtedly cares the most. She has a dark past, but she herself is kind soul. A one of a kind, with some white cake.

“Sooo i bumped into this girl and she gave me a nasty look then continued walking, let me just say she had some cake for a white girl”

” You’re talking bout Charm, yea she’s something else “

by PandaMane June 2, 2020

person lucky charm

Someone that brings you luck in your life, wether it be winning the lottery or winning your heart by making you happy 25/8. Every time they are around you instantly are a better person and without them you would die...DIE. So they are a lucky charm because you won't die. Ta Da!

Without my person lucky charm I will be hit by a bus, fall down 3 flights of stairs and be decapitated :) & with my lucky charm I will be the happiest alive person in the world <3

by Jc Whitman November 6, 2017