Choochter

An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.

So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!

by McShug November 16, 2010

Coochie Critters

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

by L*A*V July 22, 2009

coochie boogers

A clearing slime substance that comes out of a thot while your fucking you may think she’s wet but she’s blowing her nose on your dick

Boy:damn your wet af

Thot:Yea I know

Guardian angel:Stop right now this bitch has coochie boogers

by Scaryboi November 7, 2019

sloppy coochie

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

by Mr.Boracus May 15, 2006

coochie crumbs

Pieces of tissue found in a womens vigiana while trying to give oral sex to her.

"Damn what the fuck is this in my mouth...damn not another coochie crumb"

by Ree June 28, 2004

Coochie Man

A man superior to all men, he is a god, who can steal all them girls' hearts and can get coochie real easy

Oh my god Joe Biden, it's COOCHIE MAN, - Donald Trump
OMG, IT IS COOCHIE MAN OUR SAVIOR, - Joe Biden

by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020

Choochter

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.

"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."

by kiltmaster September 9, 2009