chaking

To get dicked over or to have something taken right out from under you. A form of rape without lube usually only performed by his majesty in the dirty dova

Man i was at work at the ODI yesterday helping these custy's and next thing i know i got chakinged.

by KBroChill June 25, 2008

Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.

You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

Choking

When ur team cant win 1 of 3 games when they are in playoff contention.

The redskins are choking AGAIN.

by Advil211 July 27, 2017

choking kink

someone who gets turned on by getting choked

(aka nart)

colin olive and puro: AYO iron dont choke nart they have a choking kink!!! iron: oh okay thanks for warning me!

by shintsukimiswife May 20, 2021

Choking kink

When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat

Tyler: *chokes Kai*

Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA

by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022

Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.

Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009